I’ve given up on being gay and my therapist is trying to piece together why.
And that’s how my 2019 is going so far.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man wildlife conservation and his children will be able to eat fish too.
If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.
Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine
When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano
its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:
i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection.
(I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links, check in notes and i’ll link the fics there)
white Brits will be like “lol stupid Yanks don’t even know the difference between Buckingsetshire and Northfordhamshire” and then use “Indian” and “Arab” interchangeably
